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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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sadf

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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