- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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