What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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