- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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