I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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