- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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