whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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