- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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