- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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