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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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