why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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SHUT UP JP

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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