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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Grace Ackerson

This is an anti- joke

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Grace Ackerson

This is an anti- joke

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life