What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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no

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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