Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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