What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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