- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

i had a black friend once......just kidding

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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