- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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