What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Who is big and stupid My brother

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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