- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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