"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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miha kako si?

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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