a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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