Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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