- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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