A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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