- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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