- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

pobody's nerfect

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

that wall over there ->

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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