- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

How about that airline food?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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