So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

men, men like men= men+bed

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

thumb_up thumb_down +26

who is gay wit mon james cornish

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops