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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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