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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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