- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

your mama so old, shes dead.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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