- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

read me write me

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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