What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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