How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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your mum

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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