Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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