It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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