- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Wait! hundred billions!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

H o m o comes out as homo

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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