- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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