Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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NEVER

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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