- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's funnier than 24? 25

Japan

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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