- Anti Joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

NEVER

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?