How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Eric is gay Ha

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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