An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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