What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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