There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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