- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

1+1=2

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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