your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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