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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

YOU

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

that wall over there ->

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

kennah campion when she talks

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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