- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

I'm rick james bitch

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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