- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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