- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

SHUT UP JP

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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