HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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