- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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