- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I have a really funny joke.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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