- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

I am quite mature.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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