- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Your mom.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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