- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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