- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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