- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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