Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

kieran is a homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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