- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Good job, son.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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