Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Women's Rights

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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