- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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