- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Katy Perry

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What hurts like hell? HELL

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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