- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

H o m o comes out as homo

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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