- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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