- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

your mama so old, shes dead.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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