What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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