What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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