- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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