- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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