how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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