- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

* anti-punchline

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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