- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

that wall over there ->

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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