- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I have a really funny joke.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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