What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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