why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

read this sentence again.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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