What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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