- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

i saw amango it splootered

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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